Come out, come out, wherever you are...

Dear Allison,

Hi. We would very much like it if you would come out now. Your room is ready. Our bags are packed for the hospital. We've pretty much run out of things we can do to prepare. Your mom's been carrying you around for nine months now and I think she's ready to have her whole body back. Anything you can do to speed things up in there would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

P.S. We have presents for you if you hurry.

I'm done with training

...and I am tired.